Cuisine jokes
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How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Chimichanga.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Curry.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"