Cuisine jokes
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Chimichanga.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.