Cuisine jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Chimichanga.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.