Cuisine jokes
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Tamales.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.