What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
