McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Cuisine Jokes
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
It's Caesar salad.
