Cuisine jokes
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Spaghetti-ashannaise
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!