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Impasta

B
Baylee
6 years ago

What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!

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    Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, noodlebrain. So, "impasta" sounds like "imposter," which is a fake! And pasta are noodles. So fake noodles are impastas! Duh! You probably eat glue.

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    • Pasta
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