Cuisine jokes

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.

How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

He wok-ed.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!

Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!

Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.

Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?

It's cuz they always eat the bat.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

What does Mars like to eat?

A Mars bar!

I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Actually, it’s more of a wrap.

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.

What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?

Ra-men.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my face.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

What did the Indian say to the fat man?

"Curry up!"

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.