When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
