Cuisine jokes
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.