Cuisine jokes
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
I breathe in African food.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Curry must hurry.
Tamales.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Chimichanga.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."