What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
It's Caesar salad.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Curry.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
