Cuisine jokes
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Spaghetti-ashannaise
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.