Cuisine jokes
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
It's Caesar salad.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Curry.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?