Cuisine jokes

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

Curry.

Why did Draven eat curry?

I don't know, ask him.

Dravenッ

Did you hear about the new Chinese food?

It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!

What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.

I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.

What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?

Tamaleto.

What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!

What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat Brussels!

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."

What do you call a taco in bed?

Es(tá co)stado.