What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Cuisine Jokes
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
