Cuisine jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

Are you beef?

Because you're Carlos-Asada.

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

I always talk to my taco before I eat it.

One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!

What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?

A dumpling.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

Why do the French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.