Cry jokes
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.