I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
What's the difference between a baby and an onion ?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
none, because they all cry in the dark
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." T he woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.