Cry Jokes

if your depressed and you crying like this joke

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

Why are washers better than babies?

Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

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Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.