I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
If i make fun of orphans they will cry to their parents. Oh wait
I kidnapped an ophan what are they going to do cry for mom
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
The orphan also had to cry bcz the cartels called him homie.
Like if u cry everytime.
I asked an orphan where his mom was he started crying so I said it again And well that was my last day at the orphanage
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
would you like some wine with those french cries?
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
