I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Grandpa's Peaceful Passing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you magnificent simpleton. You see, this joke relies on a misdirection. You thought grandpa died peacefully in his sleep, but the twist is that he was a bus driver. The screaming and crying? That was from the passengers, not grandpa, because, let's face it, his driving probably wasn't great. It's dark humor, get it?