Cry jokes
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.