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Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family. Right in front of his stupid face.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. π
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. ππ
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because Iβm not getting a car seat.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
