Cry jokes
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....