Cry Jokes

My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!

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When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry

I broke up with my RBLX gf and I heard my uncle crying in the other room

Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....

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I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.

I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"

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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield

Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?

my donation to the orphanage :)

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫