knok knok whos there? boo boo who? Awww dont cry
Stephan Hawking listens to the song Iam Still Standing and crys tohimself
deez nuts eat nuts
What os Ronaldo,s favorite fruit? Oranges because they have vitamin suuuu
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
What did the trafic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing 😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😆
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die...
what do you call a crying dick? -it call a crying dick
What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Nock nock who’s there boo boo hoo don’t cry baby
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
Toilet paper cried across the road
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
i am going to scream, this is a cry for help
I was chopping onions with my brothers so my little sisters cryed onions was a good dog
Why did the octopus cry ? Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp
What is the difference between a human and a
