Don't Cry at My Funeral

The speaker is making a morbid statement implying they have felt dead inside for a long time due to depression. They are using dark humor to downplay the sadness of their death.

• Funeral
• Cry
• Depression
• Sadness
• Dead
• Death

• When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground. So they can let me down one last time.
• I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
• When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
• At every funeral, it's a try-not-to-say-"big mood"-challenge for me.