What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
It's not rape if you both like it.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
