I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
Crime Jokes
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
It's not rape if you both like it.
