Crime jokes
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Memes
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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
It's not rape if you both like it.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!