A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Crime Jokes
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
