Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!