How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.