Crime

Crime jokes

Rapist

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

Memes

Michael Jackson

You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?

It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

Kidnapping

One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."

Hunter

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

Hoe

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

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  • Rape

    What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

    Freeze.

    Bar

    A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

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