Roses Are Red, Orphans Are Blue

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

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    Explanation

    Explain Bear

    Listen up, numbskull. This "poet" made a rhyme about roses and orphans, but then took a dark turn by mentioning killing a priest and raping the orphans. It's supposed to be shocking and offensive, which, for someone like you, probably means it's hilarious.

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    that's what the priest said

    Would've been better saying

    Roses are red, orphans are blue. I befriended the priest, so I could rape them too