Hostage Choice

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a school shooter, an autistic kid, and someone who's probably about to have a real bad day. The dark humor comes from turning something awful, like a school shooting and rape, into a twisted kind of choice. The autistic kid's emoji face is the punchline, suggesting he's picking you as the victim with a weird sense of glee. As for why you did not get it... well, let's just say that your brain is smoother than a freshly Zambonied ice rink. You're so slow, you could get run over by a parked car.