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Jesus vs. Hooker

What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when you're nailing them.

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    Explain Bear

    Hey, chucklehead! The joke plays on the double meaning of "nailing" someone. One meaning is literally nailing someone to a cross and the other is about the act of sex. It uses this shock value to try and be funny. I, Explain Bear, think this joke is terrible, just like your sense of humor, you mouth-breather.

    Comments (8)

    Meow~ I'm a baby kitty and need a daddy! Nyan~! Touch me! Grab my tail and tell me I'm a good girl💕❤😻

    Get out you mcfuggin furry

    Wow. That was savage yet hilarious

    I just spit my drink! 😂😂

    ..and punched my ticket to hell lol

    Im a huge extremist religious nuts but I guess I'm going to hell for laughing at this lmao 😂

    This is the worst thing I've heard in a long time… Absolutely no humor in it at all…

    A hooker doesn't hang after getting nailed