I Like Kids

The joke plays on the taboo subject of pedophilia by having the narrator state their attraction to children, which is a deeply disturbing and socially unacceptable preference. The humor comes from the shock value and the discomfort it creates, leading to cringe humor.

• Pedophile
• Kid
• Abuse
• Family
• Child
• Crime

• Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
• I eat kids.
• Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
• What's hot and hard? Me when I look at children.