Crime jokes
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Greg is a pedo.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.