i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
