A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Blind Gunman
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. The joke is that a blind dude "shot up a town," which sounds violent, but the punchline twists it. Instead of literal shooting, it's a dark play on words. Get it? He couldn't "see the road to heaven," implying he died. This is your brain on TikTok.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
And now he's driving on the highway to hell, without Jesus to take the wheel for him.