I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
