Crime jokes
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.