Crime jokes

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

How did the gay man die? Homicide.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?

A PDF file.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

Why was the belt placed under arrest?

For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To feel wanted.

Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.

"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"