Crime jokes
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!