If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Crime Jokes
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
