Crime jokes

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Why was the belt placed under arrest?

For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣

My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

What is one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slow past schools.

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.