Crime jokes
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!