Crime jokes
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.