Crime jokes
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌