Orphan Robs a Bank

Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is about an orphan, right? Orphans don't have parents and feel unwanted, see? So, the orphan robs a bank, because when you do that, the cops WANT you. Get it? It's, like, a sad joke, but still kind of funny. You probably still won't get it because you think mayonnaise is spicy, but I tried my best. It is dark humor, which means it will not get you laid, just like that ugly face of yours.