Crime jokes

What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.

Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?

Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.

What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?

You end up doing all the work.

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.

Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.