What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Crime Jokes
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
