Crime jokes
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.