Crime jokes
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.