Crime jokes
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.