Crime jokes
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
I have a body count of 7.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Jorden CalerendiĆ”.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. š¤”š¤”
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!