Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Jared's Poem
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You know Jared Fogle, right? Used to be the face of Subway 'cause he lost a bunch of weight eating their sandwiches. Well, turns out, he was touchin' kids, which is super illegal and gross. So the joke is makin' light of that whole messed up situation. Bet you feel stupid now!