Youth jokes
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Emos love jumping for joy.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
the little kids these Days
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.