Youth jokes
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.