Youth jokes
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Emos love jumping for joy.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*