Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
is it just me or you kids have imaginations
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other? A: I like your cuts g
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her "why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?" His mother replies "to make myself beautiful Johnny." A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world some are still up there
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.
Cancer kids be like: When I grow up... lol nevermind
This joke never gets old. Just like the child
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
