I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
♫Transgenders men in disguise♫....A xxx transformers parody coming soon to DVD
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
What does the Cow say to the spy? Are you udder cover
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
why does nobody knows that an octane is a fennec in disguise. they have the same hitbox
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
