Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.