I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Violence against women is funny :)
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
i got hired by a orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
