Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you simpleton, you clearly didn't think this through. So, you're trying to be a 'good guy' and donate a kidney, right? That's normal. But then your pea brain decides, 'Hey, what if I give away, like, FIVE kidneys?' Newsflash, dummy, that's not normal. That's creepy and signals to people that you have a lot of kidneys or you got them from someone else. No one is supposed to have that many extra kidneys, you imbecile! That's why the police get involved, because they think you may be a criminal. Did you even think for one second before posting this?