Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
The Criminal Orphan
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You see, orphans are good at being criminals 'cause they ain't "wanted" by no parents. It's a play on words, see? "Wanted" as in, like, desired by a family, but also "wanted" by the cops. Geddit?