A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
what was the guitar teacher arrested for? stringing a minor
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Me: "I like kids."
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
