Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
i got hired by a orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
