What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.