What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
