Crime

Crime jokes

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

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What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.