Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o