Cow jokes
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
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Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Memes
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.