Cow jokes
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
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Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"