What collage do cows go to?- The Mooniversity
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What happens if you sit under a cow You get a pat an the head
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it-moscow
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away.
2 cows in a field. One says to the other, 'mooooooooo' The other says, 'Tut, I was gonna say that'
what do u call a cow that has been shot
holy cow
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
what do u cross with a cow and a tiger (mooigter)
Why was the pregnant cow get mad all the time,it wasn’t in for the moo-d
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick
Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong
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I brought A cow and named him Mayo
Mayo Neighs
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
What do you call a cow with no legs? Grounded beef.
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