Cow jokes
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
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Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)