Cow jokes
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
for real
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.