Cow

Cow jokes

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh---

MOOOO!

Memes

Ex

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

Chicken

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

Minecraft

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

Field

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"

Time

Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.

Pat

What happens if you sit under a cow?

You get a pat on the head.

Ding-dong

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"