Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
