Cow jokes
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."