I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "Mayo" sounds like "Mayonnaise", which is a condiment people put on food. But "Mayo neighs" sounds like "Mayonnaise", which is a play on words with "a horse neighs". See, a horse makes a neigh sound, not a cow! You probably put ketchup on your steak, didn't you?
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Not bad, very wholesome