Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Moo Off
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. So, like, there are these two cows, right? And one's all set to say "Mooooooo!", but the other cow steals their thunder! It's like when you're about to say something super smart, but someone else says it first. You wouldn't understand, but it's still pretty dumb.
Eric B
I tell this... the other cow says I wish I'd said that...