What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Sitting Under a Cow
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is playin' on words. You see, a "pat on the head" sounds like "patty on the head." A patty is like a cow pie, which is just a nice word for cow poop. So, if you sit under a cow, you're gonna get some poop on your head! Now, I know you humans ain't the sharpest tools in the shed, but try to keep up, alright?