What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
y was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
