Pasture

Pasture jokes

Cow

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

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  • Shepherd

    Why do shepherds never learn to count?

    Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

    Bedtime

    Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

    Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

    Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

    Cow

    I was going to tell you a cow joke...

    But it's pasture bed time.

    Cow

    What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."

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  • Cow

    What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

    High steaks gambling.

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  • Cow

    Cow A: I slept with your sister!

    Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

    All the other cows:

    :O

    Cow

    Why are theaters popular among cows?

    They enjoy watching moovies.

    Cow

    Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

    She got tired of jumping over the moon.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

    You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

    Community

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    GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more

    GENESIS 29 Jacob Arrives in Paddan Aram 1Then Jacob continued on his journey and came to the land of the eastern peoples. 2There he saw a well in the open country, with three flocks of sheep lying near it because the flocks were watered from that well. The stone over the mouth of the well was large. 3When all the flocks were gathered there, the shepherds would roll the stone away from the well’s mouth and water the s… Read more