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Steak

The image shows a split screen comparison of vegan and real steak. On the left, under "Vegan Steak" is a picture of a cooked vegan steak with some gravy and garnish. Underneath it, there is a text box stating "ingredients". On the right, under "Real Steak", there's a picture of a sliced real steak. Underneath it, there's a picture of a cow in a field. The text underneath the image says "ingredients". Above the comparison, there is a blue, wide-eyed, emoji face.

Facetime

Me and my friend 2 hours ago

A two-panel image showing the close-up of a cow and a pig looking into the camera. The text above them says, "When the FaceTime connects."

Mask

Two people wearing animal masks in a supermarket. One person wears a cow mask, kneels on the floor and holds two sausages. The other one wears a horse mask and holds a hand on the kneeling person's shoulder. The text on the image says: "Just the normal things you see in Wal-Mart".

Animal

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Day

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

Sexual Intercourse

A chart divided into two columns: "Illegal" on the left with a pink header, and "Legal" on the right with a green header. The title above the chart is "Guide to animal rights" and the subtitle is "What to do and not to do with animals". Under "Illegal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, labeled "Sexual intercourse". 2) A person kneeling next to a pig lying on its side, labeled "Blowjob". 3) A chicken with straps and buckles on it, labeled "Bondage". Under "Legal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, using a tube, labeled "Insemination". 2) A person kneeling next to a small pig, holding an instrument, labeled "Castration without anaesthesia". 3) A grid representing a cage, labeled "Caging".

Facetime

when my dad facetimes me

Two images are juxtaposed side by side. The left image is a close-up of a cow's head, showing its nose and eyes from an upward angle. The right image is a close-up of a pig's snout and eyes from a similar angle. Text at the top says, "When the FaceTime connects" and a website address "boredpanda.com" is printed on the right image at the bottom right.

Child

A toddler, dressed in grey overalls, long blue plastic gloves like a veterinarian, and boots, stands in the foreground with one arm extended, looking at the viewer. Behind the child, several adults in full-body animal costumes are lined up, facing away from the camera. These costumes include a black and white spotted cow, a shaggy brown animal with horns (possibly a Highland cow or yak), a plain brown animal, and a white horned animal (possibly a goat). The scene takes place outdoors, possibly on a porch or walkway. The text 'CocoFun' is visible at the bottom right.

Gordon Ramsay

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Farm

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Ohio

Only in Ohio💀

A cow is floating in the air against a cloudy sky. Below the cow is a landscape with a road, some trees, and a building with a pointed roof. The text above the image says: "Only in Ohio💀".

Corporation

for real

The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."

Symbol

A black and white image of a cow with a speech bubble containing the Greek letter mu.

Insult

A screenshot of a WhatsApp chat. The top message displays an image of a sculpture depicting a hairless, muscular dog-like creature lying down with smaller, human-like baby creatures. The chat messages below discuss the image. The messages read: 'Is that a trans person,' followed by a response identifying it as a 'Dog human Hybrid.' Subsequent messages include 'Das a cow,' 'No lee,' 'It's not your mother,' and 'Your mummy left a long time ago.'

Depression

A tweet screenshot with text reading "how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song". The attached image is a surreal painting of a hippo standing in a pond. A raccoon on the hippo's back is lighting its flatulence with a sparkler, resulting in a large plume of fire. A capybara is using the fire to bake pastries on a wooden peel. In the background, upright-standing cows are being milked by other small animals, with the milk spraying towards the fire.

Meme

Only some understand this meme

The image shows a room with a bed, desk, wardrobe, and several windows. A large plush cow toy sits on the floor, and a small bird toy is perched on the cow's head.

Grass

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Jokes

Homework

Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

Students: Eggs.

Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon.

Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

Kids: Homework.

Dwarf

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk.

Smurf

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.