What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

Déjà Moo: The feeling you’ve heard this bull before

How do cows laugh? Moo-haha

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’

[1]: Knock knock

[2]: Who’s there?

[1]: Interrupting Cow

[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on

What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”

Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”

What is a cow’s favorite water sport?


knock knock

who’s there


cow who

silly cows go moo

Knock knock " who’s there " , cow says, " cow says who" No! Cow says MOO