Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.
“Moo!” says the second.
knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
: Knock knock
: Who’s there?
: Interrupting Cow
: Interrupting Co- ( : MOO!
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What is a cow’s favorite drink?
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”
No silly cows go moo
What do cows listen to on headphones ?
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”