Moo jokes
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Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What is "moo becanira?"