Moo jokes
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Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
When do cows moo? Moosday.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!