Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'
moo
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
