Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'
moo
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
Wow these cow jokes are moo-amazing
what does a hearmoo say fatcow
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
