Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
moo.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
