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Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

Déjà Moo: The feeling you’ve heard this bull before

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

How do cows laugh? Moo-haha

Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody

What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

what do cows listen to? - Moo-sic

Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

[1]: Knock knock

[2]: Who’s there?

[1]: Interrupting Cow

[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”

What is a cow’s favorite water sport?

Ca-MOO-ing

What do you call a hill with cows on it?

A Moo-ntain

Why was the pregnant cow get mad all the time,it wasn’t in for the moo-d

Déjà Moo. the feeling that you’ve heard this Bull before.

Where do cows go on a holiday ? Moo-Zealand!😜