What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’
Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.
“Moo!” says the second.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
What is a cow’s favorite drink?
: Knock knock
: Who’s there?
: Interrupting Cow
: Interrupting Co- ( : MOO!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What is a cow’s favorite water sport?
Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away.