What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
moo
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
