Moo

Moo Jokes

Cow

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"

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  • Cow

    How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.

    Bull

    "Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

    Cow

    What does a cow say when he remembers something?

    "I have deja moo!"

    Horse

    Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

    "Moo!" says the second.

    Cow

    Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!

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  • Cow

    What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

    Udder destruction.

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  • Cow

    What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

    "It's pasture bed time."

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  • Cow

    What do you call a cow with no toes?

    Lac-toes intolerant.

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  • Cow

    What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE