Cow

Anonymous

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’

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Cow

Anonymous

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

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Cow

Manav

How do cows laugh? Moo-haha

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Cow

Mr. Steak

What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”

Cow

Anonymous

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on

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Cow

Anonymous

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

Cow

Anonymous

Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!

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Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

Cow

Grass

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

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Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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Eating

Anonymous

Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

Cow

Anonymous

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

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Cow

Anonymous

[1]: Knock knock

[2]: Who’s there?

[1]: Interrupting Cow

[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!

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Cow

haha

Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody

Cow

Anonymous

What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

Cow

Cow

moo

Cow

Anonymous

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”

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Cow

Panchbhaya Hannah

Knock knock

Cow goes

No silly cows go moo

Cow

Anonymous

What do cows listen to on headphones ?

moo-sic

Cow

Anonymous

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

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