Cow

Cow jokes

Coin

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!

Redneck

What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?

The redneck fucks the cow.

Category

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

Meat

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

Sound

What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?

Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!

Difference

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

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  • Kid

    Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

    Field

    Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.

    Arse

    My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

    Duck

    The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

    And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"