Cow jokes
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
You
You
You're the cow.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.