What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Legless Cow
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This one's about a cow, see? But this cow ain't got no legs. So, instead of runnin' around, it's "grounded." And "grounded beef" sounds like ground beef, which you can eat. Get it? You probably don't. I heard you unironically enjoy those "Chicken nuggets" videos... yikes.