Ding-dong jokes

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"

"Dave who?"

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.