Ding-dong jokes

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?

A ring-a-ding-a-ding.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding