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How do you think they found out cows produce milk?

Two kids having fun in the barn.

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    • Dogs say woof.

    Cows say moo.

    Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

    Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.

    "Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."

    Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"

    The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

    The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

    Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

    Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

    A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

    “Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

    What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

    You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

    I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

    It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.

    What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥