What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Q: what it's a cow A: a bad cow
What do you call a herd of winning cows? A topside
Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when ..."
What do cows read the moospaper
why was the cow scared cause he had a nightmoor
What do you call a cow you can’t see? Camooflauged
Penis
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
what do u call a gay cow? a gay cow.
why do cows die cues they are to beef
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
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A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled Milk
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
