Cow jokes
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food š± and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon š and five jungle eggs.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns donāt work.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
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What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Whatās the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You canāt milk the cow after 12 years.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
I am mis-steak.