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Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Q: What do you get from a two legged cow A: lean beef
why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk
Why did the cow knock over johnny? Because the cow felt like to dumb
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I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me
How do cows get there milk the moo market
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What’s the cows favourite place to go the moovies!
what do u get when u mix a cow with a eathquake?? milkshake
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama! *ROTFLMAO*
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
Hump a vow it makes a cow
why do cow have babys the moo-ved together
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans like cows, because they leave, they bring back the milk
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
