Cow

Cow jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Memes

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

Milk

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

Food

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Puberty

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Cat

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

A: Cowacat

B: Mooore

C: Cowacatfood

Street

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!