When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
What’s the cows favourite place to go the moovies!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
what do u get when u mix a cow with a eathquake?? milkshake
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
why do cow have babys the moo-ved together
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
How do cows get there milk the moo market
I give homework.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
