Cow jokes
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Memes
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.