Cow jokes
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Memes
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.