Cow jokes
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Memes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!