Cow jokes
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
I am mis-steak.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
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What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.