Cow jokes
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
for real
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
I give homework.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.