Cow jokes
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
for real
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.