Cow jokes
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
for real
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!