Cow jokes
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Stupid cow.