Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
for real
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.