Cow jokes
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
I am mis-steak.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
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What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?