Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
