Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose

What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater

What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.

Where do alien Cows come from?

-the Milky Way

Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

What do you call a cow that’s on the ground? Ground beef

Holy cow

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math? Idiot 2: I don’t no why Idiot 1: Because they have built in cowculators

Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund? The cowboy told it to “get along little doggie”.

Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong

If I was a cow and could dance, I’d bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !

what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser

hi this is Chloe and i am about to tell you about my joke . why did the cow cross the road because to get to the other side.

What do you call a cow with two legs

Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground beef hahahahahaha

what do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!(aka dinner)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow

A Holy Cow