Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? – In the mooseum.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It’s still called a “Cow.”
What did the indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!
whats a cows favrite thing q:a mooooovie
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
what do you call a cow with no legs
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that’s laying down? Ground Beef
Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose!
What collage do cows go to?- The Mooniversity
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
What is a cow’s favorite water sport?
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
How does a cow do math? With a cow-culator
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What happens if you sit under a cow You get a pat an the head
2 cows in a field. One says to the other, 'mooooooooo’ The other says, ‘Tut, I was gonna say that’