What do you call a cow that lives in Africa, Moo-fasaa
What sort of movies do cows like to watch? Moosicals
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
What do cows use for math? A cow-collator 😏
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? "Here's the beef of the week!"
what do u call a cow's facial hair?
a moostache
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math? Idiot 2: I don't no why Idiot 1: Because they have built in cowculators
Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows