Bad

I do it every day lol

Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose

Homework

Anonymous

What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater

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Fence

Viktor

What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.

Milky Way

Mr. Mellette-e

Where do alien Cows come from?

-the Milky Way

Chicken

-Unknown-

Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Beef

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that’s on the ground? Ground beef

Holy

Anonymous

Holy cow

Idiot

Frederick Nelson

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math? Idiot 2: I don’t no why Idiot 1: Because they have built in cowculators

Cowboy

Phillip

Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund? The cowboy told it to “get along little doggie”.

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Moo

Yani

Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong

Udder

Chad Ghee

If I was a cow and could dance, I’d bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !

Cow

the big mom

what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser

Duck

Chloe Humphrey

hi this is Chloe and i am about to tell you about my joke . why did the cow cross the road because to get to the other side.

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Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with two legs

Lean beef

Legs

Tony stark

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground beef hahahahahaha

Legs

a dead cow

what do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF

Legs

Gwen

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!(aka dinner)

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Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Milk

Anonymous

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

Holy Water

Anonymous

What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow

A Holy Cow