What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they’re a lot harder to catch than cows.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”
why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back
Knock knock. Who’s there. Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh----MOOOO
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
Q.What do you call a cow with only two legs A. lean meat
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn Because they had horns
you guys are cow-medians! so funny
What is a cows favorite class in school? -moosic
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Why did the cow cross the road ? TO PROVE HE WASN’T A CHICKEN.
Why did the cow cross the road
To get to the “utter” side
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
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