Cow jokes
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
Here's a joke: Your life.
I am mis-steak.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Holy cow!
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.