Cow jokes
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Memes
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?