What is a cows favorite dance move The milkshake
here's a joke - your life
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
Cow jokes are udder- culous (ridiculous)
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
whats a cows favrite thing q:a mooooovie
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Knock knock. Who's there. Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh----MOOOO
What collage do cows go to?- The Mooniversity
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
