stop making moo jokes they’re s annoying
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? – In the mooseum.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get too the Moo-vie theater
where did the cows go to a date? to the mooovies
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd.” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
If I was a cow and could dance, I’d bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !
What’s the cows favourite place to go the moovies!
What’s the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
“Veal meat again, don’t know where, don’t know when …”
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? “Here’s the beef of the week!”
I give homework
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies – let’s go to the moovies
Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”
Why are theaters popular among cows? – They enjoy watching moovies.
I say cow poop – cow’s say moonure
What do you call a rude cow 🐮?
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.