Cow jokes
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!